I am only allowed to eat chicken and lettuce so I will shrink out of these size 12 (!!!!!!!!) skinny (and expensive) jeans so Electric Band Stephanie can have them.
Chicken and lettuce, bitch! That's all you get! I want the damn jeans! (Thank you for an AMAZING weekend, my friend. Can't wait to rollercoaster with you again soon.)
Chicken and lettuce, bitch! That's all you get! I want the damn jeans! (Thank you for an AMAZING weekend, my friend. Can't wait to rollercoaster with you again soon.)
ReplyDeletebut.... but.....but....... well, shit! Foiled again!
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to see you enjoy those jeans..... and then have them slip off your skinny ass, so Electric Band Stephanie can have em.
But I want to see ALL the pictures dammit!