Sunday, April 25, 2010

the truth about chicago...

fine. i will admit it.  i am not going to chicago because Tracey warned me that if i touched his woman he would hunt me down and hurt me and i know deep down in my heart i will not be able to resist the charm and hotness we all know as amy w and likewise her inner lesbian will be overwhelmed with the sight of my skinny bitch self....



what tracey fails to realize that i am 9 hours and 31 minutes and a pair of astronaut diapers (florida humor) away from getting "what" i want...

actually...i am sparing you all a weekend of dealing with both mine and amy's narcissism....it is hard enough to be in a room with one person who thinks everyone wants to sleep with them...imagine the two of us in one hotel at the same time.....
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3 comments:

  1. GillyApril 25, 2010 at 11:03 AM

    Well I for one am sad you're not coming. I think I would love to meet someone who could rival me in the narcissism department! :)

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  2. JenApril 25, 2010 at 1:20 PM

    aww.....too cute.
    Before I read her comment to you on your last post, I was thinking Amy had her first stalker!! LMAO - Astronaut diaper.

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  3. Amy W.April 26, 2010 at 10:52 AM

    hahaha! I KNEW it i KNEW it I KNEW it! Just as I suspected! hahaha...diaper!

    For realz though, I am bummed you can't come :( but I do realize that vegas with people you know in real life might be a smidge more tempting!

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