Friday, June 11, 2010

the search for a new addiction...

thanks, but no thanks, for your comments and suggestions regarding my new addiction.  something goal-oriented and healthy like zumba, art or general exercise will not do it for this wannabe punk rock girl.

my friend K had a pretty good suggestion --- loose women.   but as i explained to her that could get a bit exhausting physically and bring with it a lot of the "bad" drama.   the other problem is, when i asked her if she knew any she was no help.   i need easy access to my addiction.  (and really, i have a thing for good girls)

i want my addiction to be something filthy, skanky, shameful -- yet fun.   i want to rebel against society's expectations from me.  like being addicted to drinking hot melted butter from a straw.   stalking lesbian country singers.  snorting sugar stix.   attending sex parties dressed up as papa smurf.   something.  anything. i want to end this boredom at being so damn good.

6 comments:

  1. LOL! Join a motorcycle gang, be one of those people that parashoot off of buildings and briges, or maybe start your own punk rock band :)

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  2. I heard tattoos are addictive.

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  3. Well, uh-hum, good luck on your search..........I know you don't want any advice....so I'm gonna go get crazy with my Roller Derby!!

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  4. Porn seems to meet all your criteria. You could become addicted to that.

    I've become addicted to gardening lately...I know I sound like a little old lady, but it is addicting. I tend to become obsessed with everything I do so I spend hours researching appropriate plants for different places in my yard and then spend hours at the nursery walking up and down the asiles. Asking sales people a ton of questions but usually buying nothing. It's fun though.

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  5. Blogging and Facebooking....that is addicting! Sorry, I am no help even though you weren't really looking for my opinion! ;-)

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  6. I was confused for a moment there! There is a program in the UK called Loose Women, its a chat show kind of thing and most of the women on it are very annoying.
    I was thinking, surely anything is better then being addicted to that?? And then realised that you have no idea what i'm talking about and I sound like a loon!!

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