it has been a long time since i had a total lazy-around-the-house weekend. after getting my nails done yesterday morning and taking the princess to make pizza at the Whole Foods kids club, i have not left the house or gotten out of my pajamas. maybe i will make this my new addiction...it fits all my criteria... filthy, skanky and shameful. trust me...you need to see me in my too big pajamas and dirty hair to to appreciate my skankiness.
my real life friend J has offered the best suggestion and action plan for my boredom....her ex-girlfriend and trying to get a group together to go to a strip club. i am *so* there. lol. heck, who knows...after a couple lessons other friends and i were talking about i may just put my (almost) skinny ass up on the pole! lol.
random good news...my annoying, trashy, illegal pitbull having neighbors are moving out. thrilled.
gotta go...the princess has prepared a stage and just announced that the next american idol is getting ready to start in my living room!

Glad to hear your neighbors are moving. Personally, I think being a skank once in a while isn't a bad thing.
ReplyDeleteSkanky weekends ROCK!
ReplyDeleteA good, skanky weekend, now and then is a good thing. I highly recommend them. :D
ReplyDeleteYay for getting rid of the neighbours! It is so lovely when rotten neighbours leave, isn't it?